Things the Obamas shouldn’t do….
7 November 2008Some things the Obamas shouldn’t do on getting to the White House…
- Don’t spend way too much money redecorating. Okay, get a chair or two. But it’s probably fine the way it is, and it just looks pissy and certainly not “of the people.”
- Don’t get a yappy dog. I know you promised the girls a dog — and that’s great – but get at least a mid-sized dog. 50 pounds at least. See if Palin can get you a good deal on a Husky.
- Don’t try to solve all the nation’s problems at once. Do one thing, do it well, then go to the next thing. Prioritize.
- Don’t try to solve something really big and important with a really stupid idea.
- Don’t let the Democrats in congress do stupid crap. If there’s a bill with any earmark in it, veto it. Send a message.
- Don’t invite Kim Jong Il over for dim sum.
And some things they should do…
- Do hire some Republicans to be in your cabinet. At least one. C’mon.
- Do invite John McCain over for a barbecue. Don’t let Cindy get too close to the fire, though.
- That dress that Michelle wore on the night of the election? Burn that. I’ve got no fashion sense whatsoever, but even I could tell that thing was ugly.
- Do hold regular press conferences.
- Do have a press secretary that has a sense of humor. I’m available.
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